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TheFortuneCookie
Avatar since: 25.09.2007

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Age: 56
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Beware of cookies bearing fortunes.



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"Your colon will self destruct in 15 minutes."

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"A starship ride has been promised to you by the Galactic Wizard."



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"Do it today. Tomorrow it will be illegal."

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"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"

"Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you."

"Proofread carefully to see if you any words out."

"You can always find happiness at work on Friday."

"Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?"

"The world may be your oyster, but that doesn't mean you'll get its pearl."




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2000 B.C.
Here, eat this root.

1000 A.D.
That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.

1850 A.D.
That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.

1940 A.D.
That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.

1985 A.D.
That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.

2000 A.D.
That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.



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